grocery> Yes, basic Perl s fairly easy. However, the funky Perl is about as
grocery> enjoyable as wearing pantyhose to work when it's like 90 degrees
grocery> outside. Seriously, let's try to break this down....
A guy named "Chad" knows about this. Hmm.
grocery> 1)Objects in Perl. This can sort of blow monkey's butt if you've
grocery> never really done OOP or dealt with pointers in C.
Yeah, Objects *require* references, and the average docs on references and
objects suggest that you know objects and pointers from other languages.
grocery> 2)regular expressions. I liken this to a bad hangover.
The important thing to keep in mind is that they're an entirely separate part
of the language, unlike anything else in Perl, but luckily like lots of other
tools.
grocery> 3)Pipes in Perl. This only really starts to make sense if you've
grocery> written pipes on Linux, BSD, or any other kind of half baked,
grocery> delinquent descent of the UNIX Operating system.
Perl has no native "pipes". Not sure what you're saying here.
grocery> 4)Back to Objects in Perl. Somewhere in the 10,000 pages of internal
grocery> Perl documents, there is a section on how Perl has no kind of privacy
grocery> thingy. It goes on to say that one way to enforce privacy in Objects
grocery> is to use closures. I'm sure closures make sense if you are computer
grocery> science major.
Or use one of the many "Inside Out Objects" modules on the CPAN, where most of
the magic is hidden for you.
grocery> 5)Fork() and pseudo tty's. Just the thought alone inspires fear and
grocery> awe.
Fork is standard Unix Fork. Pseudo TTYs ditto. Perl doesn't have anything
weird to contribute here.
print "Just another Perl hacker,"; # the original (# 0 ?)