Completely OT - Rolo the Mouse Catcher

[Adrienne Boswell]

I was informed by my house guest that my cat, Rolo, was carrying a rat in
her mouth. It turned out to be a grey mouse. I got it away from her, and
upon inspection, found that she had broken it's back. The front legs
worked, but the back legs did not. I could not think of what else to do
with it, so I put it back in the garden. Of course, Rolo saw me doing
this, so she came and took the mouse back, probably to the Convent where
she got it in the first place.

My cat is a murderer. So far, she has caught four birds, one flew away
after being rescued, two were taken by the Humane Society after I rescued
them, and one I only know about because of the feathers that were on the
kitchen floor when I got home. And now, a mouse! I have to admit, I'm
proud of her. Good girl, poor mouse.

 

[Allodoxaphobia]

I was informed by my house guest that my cat, Rolo, was carrying a rat in
her mouth. It turned out to be a grey mouse. I got it away from her, and
upon inspection, found that she had broken it's back. The front legs
worked, but the back legs did not. I could not think of what else to do
with it, so I put it back in the garden. Of course, Rolo saw me doing
this, so she came and took the mouse back, probably to the Convent where
she got it in the first place.

My cat is a murderer. So far, she has caught four birds, one flew away
after being rescued, two were taken by the Humane Society after I rescued
them, and one I only know about because of the feathers that were on the
kitchen floor when I got home. And now, a mouse! I have to admit, I'm
proud of her. Good girl, poor mouse.

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[Travis Newbury]

I was informed by my house guest that my cat, Rolo, was carrying a rat in
her mouth.  It turned out to be a grey mouse...

First, it is a mouse, the proper thing to do would have been to just
smash it quickly with a rock (bat, shoe, etc...) to put it out of its
misery rather than let it be eaten alive by your cat.

Second, cats are wild animals. Wild animals eat other wild animals.
This is ok. Your cat did nothing wrong. It was being a cat.

Third, I saw your picture. I think you are a milf. (not trying to be
rude)

Travis

 

[Adrienne Boswell]

Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury

First, it is a mouse, the proper thing to do would have been to just
smash it quickly with a rock (bat, shoe, etc...) to put it out of its
misery rather than let it be eaten alive by your cat.

I didn't think of doing that at the time, and besides, I think the kids
would have thought I was terrible to just smash it.

Second, cats are wild animals. Wild animals eat other wild animals.
This is ok. Your cat did nothing wrong. It was being a cat.

I know, that's one of the reasons why I like having a cat, they are good
hunters. I would much rather have a companion that likes to sleep on my
feet than mouse traps and poisons.

Third, I saw your picture. I think you are a milf. (not trying to be
rude)

Blush! Why thank you, Travis.

 

[Neredbojias]

I was informed by my house guest that my cat, Rolo, was carrying a
rat in her mouth. It turned out to be a grey mouse. I got it away
from her, and upon inspection, found that she had broken it's back.
The front legs worked, but the back legs did not. I could not think
of what else to do with it, so I put it back in the garden. Of
course, Rolo saw me doing this, so she came and took the mouse back,
probably to the Convent where she got it in the first place.

My cat is a murderer. So far, she has caught four birds, one flew
away after being rescued, two were taken by the Humane Society after
I rescued them, and one I only know about because of the feathers
that were on the kitchen floor when I got home. And now, a mouse! I
have to admit, I'm proud of her. Good girl, poor mouse.

Is this the infamous Rolo Tomassi from "L.A. Confidential"?

 

[Adrienne Boswell]

Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Neredbojias

Is this the infamous Rolo Tomassi from "L.A. Confidential"?

Yes, I think it must be. Sr. Vicky interred the victim, and told the
other sisters that the deceased had gone to Mouse Heaven. Hmmm... I'm
sure that Rolo will go to Kitty Heaven when it's her turn, after all she
is a good mouser.

 

[Jani]

Yes, I think it must be. Sr. Vicky interred the victim, and told the
other sisters that the deceased had gone to Mouse Heaven.   Hmmm... I'm
sure that Rolo will go to Kitty Heaven when it's her turn, after all she
is a good mouser.

Take care of your mouse http://www.cavalcade-of-coding.info/logo.jpg
because with touch pads it's a hard time also for a good mouser.

 

[Neredbojias]

Yes, I think it must be. Sr. Vicky interred the victim, and told the
other sisters that the deceased had gone to Mouse Heaven. Hmmm...
I'm sure that Rolo will go to Kitty Heaven when it's her turn, after
all she is a good mouser.

Not if she's too messy 'cause who would want kitty heaven to be tainted
by kitty litter...

 

[Adrienne Boswell]

Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Neredbojias

Not if she's too messy 'cause who would want kitty heaven to be tainted
by kitty litter...

There is no kitty litter in Kitty Heaven, they just go and it disappears
- a miracle.

 

[Nik Coughlin]

Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Neredbojias


There is no kitty litter in Kitty Heaven, they just go and it disappears
- a miracle.

And in the short time that the poop exists before it disappears it smells
like flowers in a meadow on a fresh spring day.

 

[Neredbojias]

There is no kitty litter in Kitty Heaven, they just go and it
disappears - a miracle.

Hmm, don't believe I've heard of an "immaculate excretion" before...