homework problem

[jane]

like, my homework is due at 4:30 pm central time Nov 19, and this stupid
professor has no respect for my need to use my time elsewhere. He thinks
that if the braces are off, then there's something wrong, but I got my
braces off while dating Billy 2 years ago, and I was hotter, so I could
start dating Chad on the hockey team. It's so nice to have a friendly place
to talk about things

Anyways this professor wants me to use c to hurl a 10 kg ball from St. Paul
to Chicago. He says that the physical constraints are idealized and that
this is a study in computational number theory. Black Ford is strange
sometimes, because he thinks I will have fun doing work for which there is
only intellectual enjoyment. What's that! Can anyone help--gotta go,
Oprah's on. j

 

[Default User]

*plonk*

 

[Joona I Palaste]

*plonk*

Why *plonk*? After carefully reading the OP's message, I think it was a
parody.

 

[Default User]

Why plonk? After carefully reading the OP's message, I think it was a
parody.

No kidding? Wow, I'm stunned. More like a troll I'd say.

Even if it's supposed to be joke rather than a troll, it's still a
waste of time and resources, and an abuse of the group. I'm not coming
here looking for Shecky Programmer.




Brian

 

[Mark McIntyre]

like, my homework is due at 4:30 pm central time Nov 19, and this stupid
professor has no respect for my need to use my time elsewhere.

Its easy, as long as your cupsize is C. Just use your underwear as a sling.
I'm assuming you still wear any of course. Maybe it came off along with the
braces, what with that Chad hanging around - are you from Florida - and
your professor talking about physical constraints, you should report him to
the NOAA, thats dirty talk.

Give my regards to Detritus by the way. Gotta go, I'm running out of dried
frog pills. Oook.

 

[Old Wolf]

No kidding? Wow, I'm stunned. More like a troll I'd say.

Even if it's supposed to be joke rather than a troll, it's still a
waste of time and resources, and an abuse of the group. I'm not coming
here looking for Shecky Programmer.

The OP has the same email address as "Merrill & Michele",
if that helps.

 

[Merrill & Michele]

like, my homework is due at 4:30 pm central time Nov 19, and this stupid
professor has no respect for my need to use my time elsewhere. He thinks
that if the braces are off, then there's something wrong, but I got my
braces off while dating Billy 2 years ago, and I was hotter, so I could
start dating Chad on the hockey team. It's so nice to have a friendly place
to talk about things

Anyways this professor wants me to use c to hurl a 10 kg ball from St. Paul
to Chicago. He says that the physical constraints are idealized and that
this is a study in computational number theory. Black Ford is strange
sometimes, because he thinks I will have fun doing work for which there is
only intellectual enjoyment. What's that! Can anyone help--gotta go,
Oprah's on. j

I must disagree with some that the function *plonk* in c is defined when
preceded by _leroy . As far as I'm concerned, Joona, Old Wolf and Mr.
McIntyre hit the fairway off the asphalt. They have birdie oppportunities.
In case no one wants to answer the OP's q then I shall be only too happy to
write Herrn Schroeder a check for five bucks.

 

[Joona I Palaste]

I must disagree with some that the function *plonk* in c is defined when
preceded by _leroy . As far as I'm concerned, Joona, Old Wolf and Mr.
McIntyre hit the fairway off the asphalt. They have birdie oppportunities.
In case no one wants to answer the OP's q then I shall be only too happy to
write Herrn Schroeder a check for five bucks.

Merrill & Mitchelle, although this latest attempt is quite good, do you
think you could possibly try making even less sense? There's still a
chance someone might understand something that you're trying to say.

 

[Joona I Palaste]

Merrill & Michele <[email protected]> scribbled the following:
(snip)

Merrill & Mitchelle, although this latest attempt is quite good, do you
think you could possibly try making even less sense? There's still a
chance someone might understand something that you're trying to say.

Merrill & _Michele_. Sorry about that.

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