Alex Hunsley said:
Lots of stamp?
If you don't like the help here, you could demand back the money you
paid for it...
I DEMAND IT!!!!!
Once people get over their self-entitlement trip
What is "self-entitlement trip"?
Is it from those "help" files trip?
(the one that have such
a thing), people often find help.
I am not sure you understand what I am saying,
and this is not an issue with this group only.
It is the issue just about everywhere you look.
The issue is this:
When someone needs assistance,
it is OBVIOUS they do not know enough,
pretty much by definition.
Now, instead of telling them "go look up some
other pile of you know what by now", why not
take your time and explain the tricky parts
of the issue. Do you realize that your articles
are in my archives going back at least half a
year and they are available globally via Google
for the VERY least.
And, being as smart as your very first sentence
states, talking about "rants", do you have
enough active neurons in your cockpit to comprehend
that if you give an in-depth response,
not only will you help one particular individual,
but you'll cover the issue FOREVER, be it only
YOUR own version. Then some other "expert"
can do just the same and on the same thread,
and, by the time we are thru with that thread,
you gave a globally distributed version
that finally talks human language and covers the
issue.
Do I need to chew more, mr. smart?
And I have seen what kinda help people provide.
They are like hoarding something and are just
sending people from one pile of you know what
by now, to another.
And the thing could be finished literally taking
a few minutes of your time. Finished COMPLETELY
pretty much.
Then...
You could make your own archive of your own
geniououous revelations, and simply repost it
need be, if the same issue arises again.
You could also make your supersexy web page
and show how great you REALLY are by simply
pushing a button and automatically generating
the supersexy web pages and an index of your
great discoveries.
And what are you doing instead?
Trying to make a FOOL out of me?
Trying to tell me that you, high priests,
are not going to give me your opinion on
something that is the issues for me right now?
Well...
Tough.
Because the opinions I've got so far,
were nothing more that pointers,
which means...
Which means my time could be better spent
by simply going directly to those piles of garbage
they call documentation and dig up their source
code, project files, etc. and finally realizing
where that screw up was, just like i did with
Borland JBuilter the other day.
It turns out that their own project configuration
files do not reconcile with sources. I do not wish
to waste another sentence on telling you where and how.
Get the drift?
Oki, doki.
Zo...
Whats next fer breakfast?
More so if they're willing learn a bit
about the group and follow some suggestions.
I know enough about usenet to the point that
you look to me like clueless with your
whining. And about what?
You have a "problem" with me personally?
Are you going to teach me how the planets turn?
This is EXACTLY what i was telling you in my post.
You see, you have your own ideas of "manners"
and how people SHOULD!!!! behave
when they come to the royal highness of your kind
and creed. And you will be TEACHING them something
that has to do NOTHING with what they came here for
on the first place.
Instead of addressing a specific issue,
you will be engaging in this rotten guilt instillation
trip, like you are nothing less than a Son of God,
having all the answers to how life force operates.
Sorry, I dont know you enough.
But I can push a couple of buttons here.
Hang on, the breakpoint is hit...
:---}
Just kidding, just to show you your relative significance
in the scheme of things.
So...
You just pick the subject and i will produce you
all your great deeds on this group within a minute
and post it here in bulk if you wish. AUTOMATICALLY.
You see?
Do you know me to make these childish judgements.
Some of you, arrogant "experts" with pious faces
are even telling me they are getting fed up
because my posts are too long.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Do you, experts, know the simpliest usenet principle?
Well, if you don't like it, don't read it.
Don't follow up on it, and just forget about it.
I don't need your morality lectures,
cause, first of all, i do not expect ANYTHING of
real value from you on the first place.
So...
I am not dependent on you like on some oxygen
suppliers.
Simple enough?
And then?
Isn't this the case?
Do you want me to produce all your priestly
brainwashing statements?
It's called convention. Following a widely held convention aids quick
understanding of something (by most people).
ALL biorobots have these kinds of answers.
But this is not an answer of ANY kind,
because there is no reasoning in it,
there is only an rears licking ideology
of the herd.
One more time: During the WWII, 99.99 percent
of German people, screemed their heads of in
that nazi histeria, shouting:
Seig hail!
Seig heil!
You understand?
Can you connect these two together
without me chewing it for you?
I bet not.
So, i'll explain to the high priests of your kind
and grade:
WHATEVER YOU AGREE WITH THE HERD,
DOES NOT IMPLY THAT IT MAKES ANY SENSE.
Sorry, I don't have letters of larger size.
Now, when Jesus went to school, and the alphabet
was introduced to pupils, the teacher said:
this is alpha, this is betta, and this is...
And Jesus said: Sire, before you get to beta,
you need to explain what is alpha. What is it for,
why is it there on the first place, what makes
it different and things like that.
You understand?
Can you connect it now?
Translating: You need to use YOUR brain
to figure out what is what and who is who,
instead of ligning up in a long line and
licking i hope you know what in front of you.
Zo...
You did not provide the very REASON
WHY this "convention" has ANY validity whatsoever.
All you said is just you all agree.
Not a problem at all.
You can agree that the Earth if flat.
But you know how much difference all your
agreements make to me?
Well, just a waste of time typing all this.
THAT is how much.
I STILL do not have that "help" you are promising.
And help not to me, but to YOURSELF,
mr. confused, who thinks he is to teach others
how to breathe and how to walk.
Helping people to make themselves more understandable isn't a bad
thing.
Bad thing.
Good thing.
That is how you are prototyped.
A simple, primitive template.
"Coca cola is good. Drink coca cola".
Is THAT the level we are talking about here?
WHO are you to help others "to make themselves more
understandable"?
To WHOSE ears?
Is it just because your closed mind can not tune
into the wavelength of those "clueless" and talk
THEIR language, by ANY chance?
When i read that so called documentation, and,
accidentally, look into their own source files,
i, suddenly, realize that this so called documentation
came directly from their comments before the methods
in their own source files, which means...
What do you think it means, mr. smart?
Well...
What it means to ME, is that this can not POSSIBLY
be documentation to provide to those "cluless".
It is rather SPECIFICATION.
Do you see the difference between specification
and documentation?
Dear mr. smart, the difference is simple enough
even for the most clueless of all to comprehend.
Specifications are written for the experts
and for those, working in the next department,
so they know exactly what this thing does.
It is a language of coded symbology, when one
definition refers to another and that one,
yet to another.
But to someone who does not know all these
technical intricacies, just about ALL this
so called documentation produces is HEADACHE.
You understand, mr. smart?
Because they had a SIMPLE question in the beginning,
and ended up being forced to learn the whole java
arthitecture. But ALL they wanted to know is how
to cath that stupid keyboard key.
Documentation, in its turn, also needs to be different.
I happen to have had a discussion with one of the
prominent people in the field, with a phd in education,
who was a vice president of one of successful companies
in Silicon Valley, USA, developing computerised educational
products, and I asked him a simple question:
Why is it the the pupil has to be forced to read the
entire book cover to cover instead of looking at things
in that book at HIS paste and according to HIS interests
and individual tendencies.
And the answer was?
Well, we did a study on this subject
and came to a conclusion
that this is very ineffective method.
It takes MORE time to learn this way.
And you know what I say?
I say: screw your "research".
The material needs to be presented on at least
three different levels.
1. Intruductory, for those "clueless",
who don't even have an idea what they are asking.
They are just beginning, and you can not give
them the design specs, written by high priests.
They'll go nuts. That is ALL you can hope to achive.
2. Once you are no longer "clueless",
and become interested in getting as much bang
for your buck in some specific issue,
the material can be expanded and made more detailed,
more in depth.
3. But once you know this thing nearly in and out,
there comes the ULTIMATE level,
when you start questioning the very roots of that
specific subject.
THAT is my education system.
So...
When i ask you about layout,
which i NEVER had to deal with on the first place,
what kind of "help" would you provide?
Go read some OTHER pile of dogshit
they call documentation?
Then what do I need you for?
You are just about as good as a plain corrupt priest.
That is all.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
And you know what I do to those priests with pious faces
of "holier than thouh"?
Guess, mr. smart...
And then?
And quite a few people do get help here (of the sort you're
mainly thinking of).
Oh, so you are not merely mr. smart,
but a subtle poisonous snake?
Do you think i can not read your insult?
One more time, at this junction, i am not even DREAMING
of getting help, which is what you meant, mr. pervert.
Seconly, what you meant, is that now your blind mind
has already been committed to some things.
You are saying that I did not formulate my questions
correctly, in enough detail and precision?
Sire, your single sentence is so full of poison,
my screen got wet here. Lemme whipe it off.
Oki doki.
And then?
Is this true, by ANY chance?
Why did not you follow up on it?
Isn't it EXACTLY what you are doing this very moment?
Get over your sense of entitlement. People help here for nothing. They
don't get paid. The least they are entitled to is to decide what *sort*
of advice they give, and who they reply to.
Clear to a five year old.
And then?
And telling people why they're not having much success getting replies
counts as helping them.
Uhu.
So, instead of talking THEIR language,
which is what REAL masters do,
you want THEM to talk YOUR language,
of which they know nothing to begin with.
Zo...
What kind of an excersize is this?
Lemme expand it one level.
It is an excersize in SADISM,
no matter what kind of sticker you all agree
to put on it.
Yes, you can give your opinion, your advice,
share your experience, but if you take away their
freedon to express themselves in the way that is
more natural to THEM, and at THIS particular junction,
forcing them to jump up to YOUR "high" level
before you even BOTHER to give them that stinky hint,
then...
Pretend you skipped about 5 paragraphs here.
What a pitty. Juicy material it could be.
You think there is only one sort of problem? There are many sorts of
problems possible. There are many ways code can be 'broken'.
I am saying that no matter what kind of problem
comes my way, and not matter how complex it is,
i'll find my way out of this maze,
and can expect VERY little from others
as most of those "professionals", just about ANY
place you look, are simply hoarding some
"secret trick" and would never tell it to anyone,
even if you paid them. Because THAT is how they
maintain their "value" in a company. That lil
nothing is the thing only THEY know, and they go
as far, as to sabotage the entire projects,
making it as difficult to others as possible.
I know this trip in and out. It is not a theory
of ANY kind.
Because these people are full of fear of survival,
and THAT is exactly why they accumulate those things
and hide them in their bag, as that gives them some
assurance that they are not going to be kicked on
their ass as they know something, the others don't
seem to know.
Enough?
Or you want more?
Reason tells us that following convention aids understanding.
You can twist it in just about ANY way you please,
but if we address the issues of nothing less than
reason itself, things are going to get even hotter.
I promise.
Did you understand what I meant by reason?
Reason versus a stupid belief, a result of agreement
on the lowest common denominator.
Reason is when you use your mind
and are not simply blinded by all the prejudice
they programmed you with.
Simple as that.
No?
We need to chew on this more?
Why don't you simply tell me what are the
tricks and boundary conditions of gridbags
and where are pitfals?
Or you'd prefer to waste ten times more time
to make a fool out of me and prove that your
priesthood is something that has validity to it?
Just a little comment in the middle of that rant for you.... carry on!
This stuff isn't quite rant, mr. smart.
And it is good you say it, just the way you do.
Because, from now on, it becomes an inprint.
And inprint of what kind of "helper" you are.
And what I see is that you are but a poisonous sadist,
becase instead of addressing a SINGLE specific issue
and giving your view on that, you DELIBERATELY
witheld all your "wisdom"
and reduced the whole thing to the puppet theatre level.
Yep, mr. smart.
Btw, why did you even BOTHER to read that long post
of mine?
Are you a pervert, by ANY humble chance?