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Trans
What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
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"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
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Bill Kelly
From: "Trans said:
To quack or not to quack, that is the question.
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Jules Jacobs
Would fit in Why's Guide to Ruby.
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Daniel Berger
Trans said:
Why did the duck cross the road?
To respond to the other method.
That, and the chicken retired.
- Dan
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Harpo
Daniel said:
There was an instance of road, an instance of duck and an instance of
farmer who planned to make an instance of duck soup for dinner.
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Timothy Hunter
Daniel said:
Q. How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. (0..4). 1.to_f, 2.to_s, and (0..2).to_a
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Sam Gentle
Because road.is_a? Crossable returned true.
Sam
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Ezra Zygmuntowicz
If a duck quacks in the woods... Does anyone.respond_to? his calls?
-Ezra Zygmuntowicz
WebMaster
Yakima Herald-Republic Newspaper
(e-mail address removed)
509-577-7732
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Luc Heinrich
In ObjectSpace, nobody can hear you quack.
--=20
Luc Heinrich - (e-mail address removed) - http://www.honk-honk.com
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John Carter
You guys are Quacking me up. This is riDuckulous!
Anyhoo, a Javadroid would say "What type are you?" and the Ruby duck would
give that reply.
A Rubyist would say, "If I asked you to Quack, would you respond?" Or
using the postfix "unless"...
"Quickly Quack unless have Qualms!"
...and promptly get nibbled to death by Ducks.
I'll Quit now and go Quietly with no more Quirks.
John Carter Phone : (64)(3) 358 6639
Tait Electronics Fax : (64)(3) 359 4632
PO Box 1645 Christchurch Email : (e-mail address removed)
New Zealand
Carter's Clarification of Murphy's Law.
"Things only ever go right so that they may go more spectacularly wrong later."
From this principle, all of life and physics may be deduced.
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Pete
Java: What type are you?
public final class Duck extends AbstractAnimal implements MayQuack, CanSw=
im
AbstractAnimal extends Lifeform
Lifeform extends Object
oh, well... hail to type-safety
just say quack, god-damn-it !
public final class Duck extends AbstractAnimal implements MayQuack, CanSw=
im
AbstractAnimal extends Lifeform
Lifeform extends Object
oh, well... hail to type-safety
just say quack, god-damn-it !
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Kevin Olbrich
"What's in a Type? That which we call a Duck
by any other class identifier would quack as loudly."
Even Shakespeare got it.
by any other class identifier would quack as loudly."
Even Shakespeare got it.