Chunky Bacon

[Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE]

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

 

[Farauanu Ovidiu]

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

???

 

[Kevin Jackson]

I think I saw chunky bacon on sale at Tesco last week

<homer>
mmmm chunky...
</homer>

 

[Tim Becker]

Chunky Bacon.. WTF!?

Nonsense Poertry. Advanced Dadaism in Computer Literature?
-tim

 

[Devin Mullins]

Nonsense Poertry. Advanced Dadaism in Computer Literature?

OMG. YOU JUST BROKE CHUNKY BACON.

 

[Aria Stewart]

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!
Chunky bacon!

 

[Leslie Viljoen]

The chunkier the better. Chunky bacon is always the best bacon.


--
Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather
than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always
astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from
our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the
contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has
not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.

- Prokhor Zakharov

 

[Phrogz]

The chunkier the better. Chunky bacon is always the best bacon.

Unless it becomes so chunky as to be considered Ham.
ChunkyBacon > Bacon
ChunkyBacon > Ham

It takes a watchful eye to cook chunky bacon when one is used to slim,
however. One must approach chunky bacon with caution.

 

[Joel VanderWerf]

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!
Chunky bacon!

...and eggs and chunky bacon!

 

[David Roberts]

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

For the same reason that "42", %w(foo bar baz quux) and Godot all make
sense?

 

[M. Edward (Ed) Borasky]

...and eggs and chunky bacon!

Ruby-red eggs and ham!

Out-foxed again, eh?

 

[M. Edward (Ed) Borasky]

For the same reason that "42", %w(foo bar baz quux) and Godot all make
sense?

quux makes sense?

 

[Morton Goldberg]

quux makes sense?

Quoting from "Hacker's Dictionary," 1982 ASCII Edition:

QUUX [Invented by Steele. Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent
verb QUUXO, QUUXARE, QUUXANDUM IRI; noun form variously QUUX
(plural QUUCES, Anglicized to QUUXES) and QUUXU (genitive plural is
QUUHUUM, four U's in seven letters).] 1. Originally, a meta-word
like FOO and FOOBAR. Invented by Steele for precisely this
purpose. 2. interj. See FOO; however, denotes very little disgust,
and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound of it. 3. n.
Refers to one of three people who went to Boston Latin School and
eventually to MIT:
THE GREAT QUUX: Guy L. Steele Jr.
THE LESSER QUUX: David J. Littleboy
THE MEDIOCRE QUUX: Alan P. Swide
(This taxonomy is said to be similarly applied to three Frankston
brothers at MIT.) QUUX, without qualification, usually refers to
The Great Quux, who is somewhat infamous for light verse and for
the "Crunchly" cartoons. 4. QUULI: adj. Of or pertaining to a
QUUL. 5. n. The Micro Quux (Sam Lewis).

Regards, Morton

 

[M. Edward (Ed) Borasky]

quux makes sense?

Quoting from "Hacker's Dictionary," 1982 ASCII Edition:

QUUX [Invented by Steele. Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent
verb QUUXO, QUUXARE, QUUXANDUM IRI; noun form variously QUUX
(plural QUUCES, Anglicized to QUUXES) and QUUXU (genitive plural is
QUUHUUM, four U's in seven letters).] 1. Originally, a meta-word
like FOO and FOOBAR. Invented by Steele for precisely this
purpose. 2. interj. See FOO; however, denotes very little disgust,
and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound of it. 3. n.
Refers to one of three people who went to Boston Latin School and
eventually to MIT:
THE GREAT QUUX: Guy L. Steele Jr.
THE LESSER QUUX: David J. Littleboy
THE MEDIOCRE QUUX: Alan P. Swide
(This taxonomy is said to be similarly applied to three Frankston
brothers at MIT.) QUUX, without qualification, usually refers to
The Great Quux, who is somewhat infamous for light verse and for
the "Crunchly" cartoons. 4. QUULI: adj. Of or pertaining to a
QUUL. 5. n. The Micro Quux (Sam Lewis).

Regards, Morton

Guy Steele makes sense?

<ducking>

 

[Morton Goldberg]

quux makes sense?

Quoting from "Hacker's Dictionary," 1982 ASCII Edition:

QUUX [Invented by Steele. Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent
verb QUUXO, QUUXARE, QUUXANDUM IRI; noun form variously QUUX
(plural QUUCES, Anglicized to QUUXES) and QUUXU (genitive
plural is
QUUHUUM, four U's in seven letters).] 1. Originally, a meta-word
like FOO and FOOBAR. Invented by Steele for precisely this
purpose. 2. interj. See FOO; however, denotes very little
disgust,
and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound of it. 3. n.
Refers to one of three people who went to Boston Latin School and
eventually to MIT:
THE GREAT QUUX: Guy L. Steele Jr.
THE LESSER QUUX: David J. Littleboy
THE MEDIOCRE QUUX: Alan P. Swide
(This taxonomy is said to be similarly applied to three Frankston
brothers at MIT.) QUUX, without qualification, usually refers to
The Great Quux, who is somewhat infamous for light verse and for
the "Crunchly" cartoons. 4. QUULI: adj. Of or pertaining to a
QUUL. 5. n. The Micro Quux (Sam Lewis).

Guy Steele makes sense?

<ducking>

<launching reply and shifting position rapidly>

As much sense as you're going get from a discussion like this one.

Regards, Morton

 

[J2M]

Since this seems to have become a bit of a brit flashmob... any south
coast based rubyists?

I want to start a meetup in Brighton, so anybody interested please say
aye!

Mmm chunky bakon.

 

[Gregory Brown]

For the same reason that "42", %w(foo bar baz quux) and Godot all make
sense?

i always wondered what came after baz!

 

[Peter Hickman]

Since this seems to have become a bit of a brit flashmob... any south
coast based rubyists?

I want to start a meetup in Brighton, so anybody interested please say
aye!

Mmm chunky bakon.

Well I live in Brighton, what we gonna talk about or shall we just bitch
about our jobs and Java?

 

[J2M]

Well I live in Brighton, what we gonna talk about or shall we just bitch
about our jobs and Java?

We can add some bitching about how all these Londoners have ruined the
spirit of this town, fight our way through the windy rain soaked
streets at the end of a drinking binge and queue up at the market diner
when there is nowhere else left open.

I guess by the reply that you would be up for such pleasures.

 

[Peter Hickman]

Peter Hickman wrote:



We can add some bitching about how all these Londoners have ruined the
spirit of this town, fight our way through the windy rain soaked
streets at the end of a drinking binge and queue up at the market diner
when there is nowhere else left open.

I guess by the reply that you would be up for such pleasures.

I would like to add French language students to the agenda. I have quite
a few commitments but perhaps we could see where this goes.