Ok so I figure I’ll write a more informative post at this point:
So I have an idea that I would program an interface between php and mariadb, and this is borderline mysqli/pdo, but bear with me, there’s a twist. Also, this serves as what I believe to be the foundation of a universal programming language, which is the topic of this thread.
So this php/mariadb interface would be a php program that would make mashed potatoes out of mariadb: every “thing” in mariadb would have an accompanying (base) class in php, each with input/output filters (db-, table-, row-, and column-wide, which results in perfect I/o). This would also facilitate automatic installation of said db’s, tables, etc.
The same algorithm would be extended from mariadb into php, creating a universal system, at which point it is a candidate for a universal programming language (rock-solid for both static and dynamic stuff).