(Off topic) Cyberwar question

[David H. Adler]

Bye,

Skybuck.

Ah, if only...

 

[John Bokma]

Done.

I contacted Versatel again, asking what they are going to do.

It is satisfying, though.

So is programming Perl ;-)

 

[Skybuck]

Oh no,

Such sexy talk.

Come on sexy.

Please write a nice perl script to decode your sexy talk.

Some of us not sexy.

We need TRANSLATOR.

Please being of other planet !

Be so kind !

Provide US !

WITH

*** TRRRRRANSLLLLATOR *** =D

We-Need-Translator !

Translate ?! OK ?

YES-MUST-TRANSLATE

Always TRANSLATE is best ! =D

Bye,
Skybuck.

NO MUST NOT HAVE PERL SCRIPT.

CURRENTLY PERL NOT INSTALLED.

QUESTION:

DOES PERL RUN ON WINDOWS XP 64 BIT ?

PROBABLY ANSWER: NEEEHHHhhh <- probably junk.

Solution: INSTALL PERL ON XP.

Possible risk: BAD SCRIPT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

NO MUST NOT RUN SCRIPT.

THE SCRIPT IS EVEL !

THE SCRIPT MUST DIE !!! =D

I shall mutilate the script. !

On 4 Sep 2006 14:11:14 -0700, "Skybuck" <[email protected]>
wrote:

[loads ay shite]

Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a lurvely **** ah
wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw fir sure, likesay. Sae long...


Michele

There the SCRIPT IS MULATED !

Now we can go rest in piece.

The universe is SAFED ! =D

Yeah.

Bye,
Skybuck.

256),7,249);s/[^\w,]/ /g;$ \=/^J/?$/:"\r";print,redo}#JAPH,

 

[usenet]

Such sexy talk.

Are you aware that Michele (with one "L") is a man's name? It's a
linguistic variation of the Anglo-Saxon name "Michael"

 

[tuser]

On 4 Sep 2006 14:11:14 -0700, "Skybuck" <[email protected]>
wrote:

[loads ay shite]

Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a lurvely **** ah
wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw fir sure, likesay. Sae long...

We need TRANSLATOR.

use strict;
use warnings;

my $message =
q{Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a }.
q{lurvely **** ah wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw }.
q{fir sure, likesay. Sae long...};

my @translator =
(83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115,
117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33, 32, 83,
116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115, 117,
99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33, 32, 83, 116, 111,
112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115, 117, 99, 104, 32,
97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33, 32, 83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98,
101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115, 117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97,
98, 121, 33, 32, 83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110,
103, 32, 115, 117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33,
32, 83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115,
117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33);

my $p = 0;
for (@translator) {
substr($message, $p, 1) = chr $_;
$p++;
}

print "translated message: $message\n";

 

[Peter J. Holzer]

We need TRANSLATOR.

[...]
my $p = 0;
for (@translator) {
substr($message, $p, 1) = chr $_;
$p++;
}

print "translated message: $message\n";

C|N>K

hp

 

[Skybuck]

tuser schreef:

On 4 Sep 2006 14:11:14 -0700, "Skybuck" <[email protected]>
wrote:

[loads ay shite]

Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a lurvely **** ah
wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw fir sure, likesay. Sae long...

We need TRANSLATOR.

use strict;
use warnings;

my $message =
q{Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a }.
q{lurvely **** ah wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw }.
q{fir sure, likesay. Sae long...};

my @translator =
(83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115,
117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33, 32, 83,
116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115, 117,
99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33, 32, 83, 116, 111,
112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115, 117, 99, 104, 32,
97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33, 32, 83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98,
101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115, 117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97,
98, 121, 33, 32, 83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110,
103, 32, 115, 117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33,
32, 83, 116, 111, 112, 32, 98, 101, 105, 110, 103, 32, 115,
117, 99, 104, 32, 97, 32, 98, 97, 98, 121, 33);

my $p = 0;
for (@translator) {
substr($message, $p, 1) = chr $_;
$p++;
}

print "translated message: $message\n";

Lol,

That's quite funny.

I actually believed:


"Stop being such a baby ! Stop being such a baby ! etc"

Was the real translation lol.

But then I was wondering how the **** does the script work... I still
don't quite understand how the script work since I am not so good in
perl.. but I am not stupid you know !

You just simply made an array to substract the necessary values from
the text to turn it into the text you wish it to be... How long did you
spent time on that ? =D

Now I shall provide you what I think could be the real translation !


Original text:

[loads ay shite]

Oh ma perr wee lassie! Hud ah kent ye wir such a lurvely **** ah
wid've joined yir cyberwar n aw fir sure, likesay. Sae long...

Translated text:

[Loads a fart]

Oh my are we lazy ! He is searching a lovely **** (or) Does somebody
know a lovely **** ?

Ahhh, yeah right, like we would join his cyberwar. Like I said, So
lonnngg.

Bye,
Skybuck =D