RoSsIaCrIiLoIA said:
"We put [the best] Assembler programmers in a little glass case in the hallway
near the Exit sign. The sign on the case says, `In case of optimization
problem, break glass.' Meanwhile, the problem solvers are busy doing their
work in languages most appropriate to the job at hand." --Richard Riehle
Every computer were in the net
every programmes were happy with they not-low language
but
there was a multi-platform virus it was able to enter in any OS and
at date xx.xx.xxxx it checked if it was in every computer in the net
and the answer was *yes*: so started his job: destroy every executable
and source file wrote before 1990.
There was a disaster!
Assembler programmers were in a little glass case in the hallway
near the Exit sign. The sign on the case says, `In case of
optimization problem, break glass.'
Programmers broken the glas and ask to rewrite all the lost software
because their Pc were OFF
The answer was: "we doing optimization only, and doesn't know were to
start for rewriting them". It was the end of the story.
Or in English:
I remember the day when every computer in the world was connected to the
Internet. All the Operating Systems and the programs they ran were
high-level object-oriented masterpieces. All the programmers were high-level
object-oriented programmers. But, there was a multi-platform virus that no
one knew about. It was able to enter any OS on any platform.
And on date xx.xx.xxxx the virus checked, as it had been doing every day, to
see if every computer on the Internet was infected. The answer was, "Yes!"
So the virus began its task; Destroy every executable program and source
file that were written before the year 1990!
There was world wide disaster and panic! But not to worry - there was still
the little glass case at the end of the hall, by the fire escape, in the
basement. In it were the last of the Assembler Programmers. A little sign on
the glass read, "Break glass in case of optimization problem." And there was
a tiny steel hammer hanging next to the box, on a chain.
The modern high-level object-oriented programmers breathed a sigh of relief
as they wiped the dust from the hammer and broke the glass. They begged the
Assembler Programmers to rewrite all the lost software, because the Internet
was all but destroyed and their computers not longer worked.
The Assembler Programmers shuffled their feet, glanced at each other, and
replied, "Uh, we only do optimizations..."