The_Sage said:
You C++ types aren't the brightest group on the web, are you?
However, I have carefully researched this issue, for many, years, and I have
come to the conclusion that one should not use void main, and should prefer
int main, for a number of valid technical reasons.
Void main:
* causes illiteracy in lab mice
* inspires television networks to move reality shows to the next logical
step: Human sacrifice
* will transmit the contents of your internet cache folders to the nearest
repressed fundamentalist priest
* will precipitate the return of the Joe Isuzu commercials (1999/11/20)
* causes destructive thread recidivism in technical newsgroups
* will attract biker gangs to your granma's neighborhood
* is a capitalist plot
* nutates the precession of the equinoxes
* has designs on your kid sister
* makes killer bees think you smell like Chanel No. 5
* inspires white supremacists to come "out" about their thing for Reggae
music
* will inspire mass media to get over this current cheerleader thing
* denies workers control over the means of production
* relaxes the prohibitions against split infinitives (1999/04/24)
* is caused by orbiting microwave platforms that target the thermal
resonance signature of your neurons
* makes Disney executives have vivid anxiety dreams about not litigating
enough
* makes folks >still< think alien beings make crop circles
* uses NFL broadcasts without the expressed written consent of Fox Network
* will make your loved ones think you have been possessed by aliens
* will make you blind, grow hair on your palms, and convince you to vote
Republican
* increases the chances air traffic controllers accidentally cross flight
corridors directly over your house
* makes street lunatics think you are part of the conspiracy against them
* points the Hubble Space Telescope at your house
* makes IBM think they have a prayer of solving the Protein Folding Problem
in less time than the Sun takes to burn out
* makes George Lucas think we can tell the difference between any of his
StarWars movies
* makes your balls drop off
* inspires a remote tribe in Borneo to carve big wooden statues that look
just like you
* causes Phlip's big toe to swell up like a balloon
* inspires Hollywood executives to sign off on yet another insipid
live-action remake of an insipid 1970s cartoon
* has been cruely tested on charismatic dolphins and adorable baby seals
* has already caused the return of Joe Isuzu, as I prophesied on this
newsgroup last year (2001/04/04)